1.
Josjos: If cats are liquid.... can I be too?
Branch: Don't-
Josjos: *Sits in Branch's cookie-jar* I think I'm stuck.
Branch: -_-
Josjos: But the good thing is that I have food in here :D
Branch: O_O  dOn'T eVeN tHiNk AbOuT iT!-

2.
Branch: I hate birds.
Josjos: Y'know that all birds aren't bad, right?
Branch: Yeah, but I still don't like them.
Josjos: I like them. Not the mean ones though. But I'm not mad at birds that poops on my head or steal my fries.
Branch: You have a problem.
Josjos: What?
Branch: Stupidety.

3.
Frog: ...........Long time no see amIright?
Josjos: Huh?
Frog: 🐸

4.
Josjos: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Poppy: The egg
Branch: How?
Poppy: Cuz the eggs fell down from space and cracked open, and there we had chickens. That's how the chickens came to our planet.
Branch: I think it's the chicken that came first.
Poppy: How?
Branch: Cuz they have to exist to lay an egg. It's the same for trolls. If there is no trolls there is no eggs.
Poppy: But how did the first troll exist if there was no troll to lay an egg?
Branch: .....This is why I'm going through an existential crisis.

05/05/2020