1.
Branch: SOMEONE GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Cooper: STRIKE! :D

2.
Introducing: Branch doing his best (after first trolls movie)
Poppy: Hey u look cute today!
Branch: *Internally screaming*.\\\.
Poppy: Your eyes are absolutely sparkling
Branch: *More internal screaming* •\\\\\•
Poppy: Did u do something different with ur hair cuz it looks really good
Branch: *AAAAAAA* 0////0
Poppy: Listen, Imma go get breakfast in a hot second do u wanna-
Branch: hEy.. yOuR sKiN LoOkS, uh, ExTrA sOfT tOdAy-
Poppy: Aaaw thank uuu X//3
Branch: *Branch.exe has stopped working* @////@

3.
Josjos: I'll have two large fries and a smoothie-
Troll: Uuh ma'am, this is an ikea-

4.
Branch: I have a bug
Poppy: Is it bugging u?
Cooper: Get stickbugged lol

5.
Josjos: I used my translation camera, but I am preeetty sure they don't sell a suprised egg with ur mom as topping-

6.
Branch: *Does litterally anything*
Trolls fandom: Haha, I do that

(3/08/2021)