Me: *singing like asthmatic dying walrus* EVERY FLOWER EVERY GRAIN OF SAND IS REACHING OUT TO SHAKE MY HAND

Medic: Actually zat is your dying victims trying to shield themselves.

Me: *blows up everything* IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER!

TheGoldenSpy0429: What's happening?

Medic: Shark vent into sociopath mode so she is destroying everything in GTA V.

TheGoldenSpy0429: Hmm. K.

Me: LET IT BURN LET IT BURN THEY ARE NO LONGER MY CONCERN *insane laugh*

Gluskin: *walks in with TF2HoneyBunny* Shark in sociopath mode again?

Medic: Ja.

Me: HI JAMES!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *blows up buildings around internet cafe*

James: Go f

Me: *blows up James* problem solved. *takes out headphones* hey guys. What's up?

Medic: Vell... You kinda destroyed people. It vas such a wunderbar sight though *insane grin*

Gluskin: Wait for it *grins evilly*

Me: Eddie what did you do? Why can't I take my hands off the controller?

Gluskin: *high fives TF2HoneyBunny and TheGoldenSpy0429* RUN!!!

Medic: Shall ve start planning revenge?

Me: Yes. Yes we should *evil grin*