Me: HI JAMES!

Gluskin: Who's James?

Me: Have you ever watched TheGamingLemon?

Gluskin: No.

Me: I'll have to force you to watch his videos sometime. Anyway so the guy at the Internet Cafe is named James.

Gluskin: Makes sense.

Me: Medic?

Medic: Ja?

Me: Let's go get a tank and a jet.

Medic: Zat sounds fun!

Me: Dibs on tank!

Medic: K

Gluskin: What about me?

Me: Take your pick, tank or jet.

Gluskin: Kk

Me: This is my tank and anyone who tries to take it *blows up many things* gets blown up.

Medic: NEIN! ZIS IS MEIN JET! GET AVAY YOU SCHWEINEHUNDS!

Me: Need help Medic?

Gluskin: It does look like you need help.

Medic: Can one of you create a distraction?

Me: On it. *starts blowing up everything*

Gluskin: *starts blowing up everything*

Medic: Danke

Me: You're welcome.

Gluskin: You're welcome.

Medic: So Shark, vat are ve doing?

Me: We go back to the city and rain fire and destruction!

Medic: Sounds fun.

Gluskin: If I find a wife

Me: Eddie, no just no

Gluskin: You don't know what I was going to say

Me: You were going to ask if you could use my apartment, the answer is no.

Gluskin: You know me too well.

Me: Hi Medic!

Medic: Hallo Fraü.

Me: Wanna blow up stuff in the city?

Medic: Sure.

*many explosions*

Medic: *muttering curses*

Me: What happened?

Medic: I am now vanted for ze "accidental" murders of a section of ze city.

Me: What did you do?

Medic: Ze police vere shooting at me so I jumped out of mein jet und zen it crashed into a gas station und exploded.

Gluskin: You killed me!

Medic: Sorry!

Me: That sounds epic.

Gluskin: Me dying isn't epic.

Me: I meant the explosion.

Gluskin: Oh okay then.

Medic: Shall ve go back to ze apartment?

Me: Why do you want to go back to the apartment? Is it for the charges?

Medic: I am currently hiding near your apartment Fraü.

Me: I'm coming. Eddie, watch my tank please.

Gluskin: Sure.

Medic: Danke.

Me: You're welcome. *enters apartment*

Medic: Nice apartment.

Me: Thanks.

Medic: Is it hard to keep it clean?

Me: Not usually.

Medic: Zink ze charges haff been dropped?

Me: One way to find out. *steps outside*

Medic: *walks over to officer* AM I UNDER ARREST?

Me: Dude there's no need to yell. It's not Mario Kart.

Medic: Whose game of GTA V is zis anyvay?

Me: Eddie's.

Medic: Speaking of vhich, vhere is he?

Me: Eddie where are you?

Gluskin: Looking for a wife.

Me: Don't stay out too late.

Gluskin: I won't.

Me: BIRD!!!

Medic: Really?

Me: Yes really!

Gluskin: Why do you do that?

Me: I don't know.

Medic: Who vants to play MineCraft later?

Me: I DO!!!!!!!

Gluskin: Sounds fun.

Medic: Fraü... Vhy are you following people vith a tank?

Me: *blows up stuff* Better?

Medic: Much better.

Gluskin: Guys I found a wife!

Me: Congrats.

Medic: If you need help vith dismemberment, call us.

Gluskin: I don't think that will be... GET BACK HERE!

Me: She ran away didn't she?

Gluskin: Yes.

Medic: Shark let us go und dismember her.

Me: Actually let's get you a jet and you can blow her up.

Gluskin: You two are so supportive.

Me: Yes, yes we are.

Medic: *blows up stuff with a jet* Vat did she look like?

Gluskin: Found her. She's with me.

Me: I have the tank if she gets away.

Medic: Alright. I am going to fire you two may vant to move.

Gluskin: K *runs off*

Me: K *drives off*

Medic: *fires gun* I zink I got her.

Gluskin: You did. Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome, now let me blow her up.

Gluskin: *leaves*

Me: *starts blowing up stuff* Alright we're done here.

Medic: Ice cream anyone?

Me: Me!!

Gluskin: Me.

*everyone gets ice cream*

Medic: Vell zat vas fun.

Me: Yes, yes it was.

Gluskin: Why can't I ever find a good wife?

Me: You still have us.

Medic: Ja, ve vill not marry you though.

Gluskin: At least I have supportive friends.