Me: I found a village.

Medic: Vait for me.

Gluskin: What are you two going to do?

Me: Murder all the villagers and claim the village as our own.

Medic: Care to join ze fun?

Gluskin: I'm looking for a wife.

Me: We're not online though. We're the only one's here. Except for the villagers.

Gluskin: Aww man.

Medic: Hallo Fraü.

Me: Hi Medic. Do you have the stuff?

Medic: *smirks evilly* But of course.

Me: I have some additional diamond armor. Want it?

Medic: Zat vould be wunderbar. Danke.

Me: You're welcome. Now let's get to murdering villagers. I brought my dogs and ocelot with me.

Medic: Vat happened to Bonnie?

Me: The horse or dog?

Medic: Ze horse.

Me: I built him a small stable to stay in for the time being.

Medic: Okay.

Me: *lighting villagers on fire and laughing manically* THIS IS MORE FUN THAN IT SHOULD BE

Gluskin: I blame Medic for this.

Medic: Blame me for vat?

Gluskin: Shark is crazy. I blame you.

Medic: She learns from me you know.

Me: Medic?

Medic: Ja? Vat happened zis time?

Me: *trying to not laugh* I got all of our stuff out and now look at the village.

Medic: Vat did you do?

Me: Well I put TNT around a few villagers and trapped them in it. Then I lit stuff on fire. Then I blew up most of the village. Finally I put lava around the villagers trapped in the TNT which caused it to explode and a waterfall of lava. It was fun!

Gluskin: See what I mean?

Medic: Ve should do zat. It sounds fun!

Me: *throws buckets of lava* Here's some lava. *throws flint and steel* and here's some flint and steel for fire.

Medic: Danke! ^_^

Gluskin: You two are insane! I'm out!

Me: Killer of fun has left the room!

Medic: YAY ^_^

Me: Let's prank him and take all his stuff and take it to the Nether and put it in a chest there.

Medic: Zis is vhy ve are friends. Vell best friends.

Me: Exactly. *takes Eddie's stuff* Alright now we need a portal to the Nether.

Medic: I'm on it. *builds Nether portal* Zere ve go. Onto adventure!

Me: Yay adventure! *jumps into portal*

Medic: *follows into portal*

Me: Where are we in the Nether!

Medic: I haff no idea. Do you see ze Zombie Pigmen anyvhere?

Me: There's some over there.

Medic: Did you bring a chest vith you?
Me: No need. I found one. And it has gold horse armor too!

Medic: Zat reminds me, do you haff a spare horse spawner?

Me: I'm in Creative so yeah.

Medic: Can I haff it? *goes into creative mode*

Me: Sure. You went into Creative didn't you? *throws horse spawner*

Medic: Maybe. Zank you for ze horse spawner.

Me: You're welcome *puts Eddie's stuff in a chest* We should be going now.

Medic: Is Eddie coming?

Me: I don't know but I'd rather not have that chance. *leaves Nether*

Medic: Vait for me. *leaves Nether*

Gluskin: What have you two been up to?

Medic: Ve went on an adventure in ze Nether und I got a horse spawner. *spawns tan horse*

Me: *rides over on black horse*

Gluskin: What happened to your other horse?

Me: Bonnie ran away :(

Medic: I am so sorry to hear zat. *hugs*

Me: Yay hugs! *hugs*

Gluskin: This is kinda awkward.

Me: Eddie do you have a rope I can use for my horse?

Gluskin: I think so just let me check... Where's all my stuff?!

Medic: *trying not to laugh* Ze Nether
Gluskin: Why is all my stuff in the Nether?!

Me: You left the room and you were kinda asking for it.

Medic: You vere asking for it.

Gluskin: You two can't be left alone unsupervised can you?!

Me: Not without pranking you. *high fives Medic*

Medic: *high fives me*

Gluskin: I thought you two were supposed to be mature.

Me: We are.

Medic: Ve just love to prank you.

Gluskin: *goes to Nether mumbling curses* I can't believe you two sometimes.

Me: By the way there are Zombie Pigmen by the chest with your stuff.

Gluskin: Are you kidding me?!

Medic: Nein.

Gluskin: *retrieves stuff from chest* Go away Pigmen I'm not in the mood.

Me: This has been quite the adventure.

Medic: It has. Vant to go vatch Anchorman?

Me: Sounds fun! *logs out*

Medic: *logs out* Let's go zen.

Gluskin: Have fun with that. I'm gonna play online and see if I can find a wife.

Me: Have fun getting reported and blocked.

Gluskin: What do you mean by that?

Me: That's how you freak people out.

Gluskin: Whatever.

Me: Don't say I didn't tell you.

Gluskin: *puts on headset* Hello darling~ OH COME ON WHY AM I BLOCKED FROM EVERY SERVER?!

Me: I told you so.

Medic: Come here bitte. Ze movie is about to begin. Are you coming Eddie?

Gluskin: Sure.