Medic: *screams* HELP ME!

Me: *runs into room to see Medic being eaten by mutant spider* sorry man. Bad mutated spider *throws brick at mutant spider and runs away* RUN MUTANT SPIDER

TheGoldenSpy0429: *cloaks*

TF2HoneyBunny: *cloaks*

Gluskin: Sorry darling. *cloaks*

Me: Eddie you suck! ARCEUS HELP ME!

Medic: You should haff seen ze look on your face liebling! Zat vas priceless! XD

Me: *death glares Medic* you know I'm arachnophobic.

Medic: Zat is vhy it vas hilarious. Can you feel ze schadenfreude?

Me: *smirks* I will later.

Medic: *gulps and nervously sweats* uh. Uh oh. Alright. Zis is actually really bad. LAUF (run)!