Me: So I was thinking of writing a vampire Medic x reader and I need ideas. The ideas we have so far are someone hurts "(y/n)" and Medic has to either turn her into a vampire or let her die. The other is there's a new recruit to the team and Medic falls in love with her and wants her to be his vampire wife. That's literally all our ideas.

Medic: Vat if I drink ze blood of everyone und rule ze verld?

Me: Can I rule with you?

Medic: Of course. All of you guys are allowed to rule vith me.

Everyone: Yay!

Gluskin: Why is it you write vampire, demon, werewolf,cannibalistic serial killer, serial killer, and regular Medic x readers but it's always same me?

Me: We all know how well it would go if you were given demonic powers or anything like that.

Gluskin: *pouts*

Me: Anyway please comment an idea. The more the merrier! Even if you think it's not a good idea please tell us! I'm not writing a lemon. Anyway so when it looks like we've gotten all the ideas we're going to get we'll vote and I'll write the most requested. I'm already working on a vampire Medic x werewolf reader. So there's that.

Medic: If you happen to be reading zis in ze future don't fret. Shark is fond of writing und vill still take your idea, just no lemons or anyzing to zat nature. Zat is not how ve roll here.

Me: I think that covers it.

Gluskin: Why is there a CreepyPasta song playing in the background?

Me: You got a problem with it?

Gluskin: ... I don't even know anymore. Sometimes I worry about you.

Me: We'll discuss this later. Bye guys.

Medic: Auf wiedersehen.

Gluskin: Bye darlings~