In first period, we had to take notes. I'm a relatively fast writer, so I got bored. I pulled two pencils out of my book bag then started to make them dance in stuff. After I got bored of that, Ryann looked at me and mouthed, "pencil porn!"

I got the pencils and took the little grip things they had on them off, calling it their shirts. I then made them 'make out' for a few seconds. After they 'made out', I took the led (graphite) out of one pencil and put it in the desk. I got the other pencil and poked it's led (graphite) out a little and put it into the other one's top area thing.

Those two pencils turned in to four, and they were all guys because they all had the colors of the characters from Edd's World.

I swear I'm normal.