I only rode the bus twice a week. Usually on Monday and Wednesday. There are two groups of kids that love me. One group is two sweet little kindergarteners who like to show me weird, random things in their backpack. The other group is a few little assholes in the fourth or fifth grade. They only like to use me for my phone. They even had the audacity to ask me to buy stuff on a game for them! Like  w h a t??

Anyways, I'm mad because the little assholes took me away from the adorable children today.