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Stress: people be saying that enby people don't exist

Also Stress: but I found this in my closet 

Iskall: I like slime

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Bdubs: so I tried to do a nice thing and order pizza. But then Cub decided to do a nice thing and ordered pizza. So now we have a lot of pizza.

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Xisuma: why is EVERY SINGLE SONG about love?? Like I need my AroAce representation in music! UGHHH

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Keralis: *busts down door* XISUMA I FINALLY FOUND ACE REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA

Xisuma: :o

Keralis: SPONGEBOB IS CANNONLY ACE

Xisuma: oh my goodness me we've actually been represented-

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Someone dumb: ugh you're GAY

Cleo: *wheeze* HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY GIANT RAINBOW?!? *more wheezing*

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False: 👏 STOP 👏 POLICING 👏 PHYSICAL 👏 AFFECTION 👏 IN 👏 PLATONIC 👏 RELATIONSHIPS 

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Beef: people be saying I'm attracted to pans but you're wrong??? I'm attracted to A's but I fall in love with pans. Idiots.

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Joe: the Bible said Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve.

Cleo: it's the BIble, not the STRAIGHTble.

Stress: it's STRAIGHT to the nether, not GAY to the nether.

Iskall: it's basic BIology not basic STRAIGHTology

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Scar: No violence in this shopping district! No homophobia either! Not even racism! Only peace, love, and MOOPOP!

The rest of H.E.P: *cheering*

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Cleo: welcome to role play, where the story is just as straight as you are.

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Iskall: *looks up how long they/them has been used as a singular*

Google: since 1375 

Iskall: HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS-

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Cleo: what are the most powerful sexualities?

False: hmm, well personally I think Aro, Bi and Poly are pretty awesome. We just- defied love. Although all sexualities are great. 

Cleo: I think enby's are also powerful. They just- denied gender. 

False: are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Cleo: *nodding*

-Later-

False: XISUMA GET OVER HERE WE'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH LGBTQIA-NESS

Xisuma: this is the only time I agree with this. I'm coming.

-at a different place-

Cleo: come with me to rule the world

Iskall: COMING!

-more later and I also skipped some hermit collecting because I just couldn't-

Cleo and False: WE HAVE AN ARMY!

Xisuma, Iskall, TFC, Stress, Etho, Wels, Cub, Scar, Grian, Mumbo, Bdubs, Zedaph, Tango, and Impulse: FOR THE EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Holy chicken nuggets that last one was long- anyway I'm done with this just TAKE THE GAY