I basically stole all of these from wholesome memes my friends sent me so-

Also this is in a weird au I made where Jrumbot and Grumbot have little bodies that they use to walk around the server. Don't worry, they know Scar won and are perfectly fine with it

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What hanging out with HEP is like: 

Scar: you look so nice! 

Bdubs: thank you!

What hanging out with the Mycelium Resistance is like: 

Grian: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY BABY SPIDER

xB: GREG 

Grian: WANNA SEE PICTURES OF MY BABY SPIDER 

Pretty much everyone: HAIL YEAH

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Scar: I CANT BELIEVE YOUR SWITCH DIED WHILE WE WERE PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING!!

Bdubs, going to draw and recharge himself: truly unfortunate 

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Jevin: sometimes when I'm really tired but just can't sleep, I close my eyes for a moment and pretend I'm all bundled up in bed. Then I open my eyes and feel well rested. 

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Scar: you always seem so sad Cub. 

Cub: I've just not been in the best of moods recently. 

Scar: I know what will make you feel better! Give me your pharaoh helmet and all be back soon. 

*a few days later*

Scar: here it is! *hands Cub his helmet with a bunch of cat stickers added to it*

Cub: awww

Scar: Bdubs helped! 

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Grumbot: hey dad can you help me build something tomorrow? 

Mumbo: sure! 

*at 2am* 

Grian: Mumbo just go to bed 

Mumbo, furiously typing on google: he still thinks I know everything and I'm not ready for him to figure out I'm an idiot yet

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Xisuma: TFC often comes into my base to read books. Today I put out a bench for him. 

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Ren, texting Doc: do you want some potatoes? 

Doc: idk :( 

Ren: I forgot what that means. Is it a smile? 

Doc: look at the way its lowered its lips. That means it's sad. 

Ren: so you do want potatoes 

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Beef: I just saw Jrumbot sing the alphabet in random order and then Iskall shouted out "NICE REMIX!" 

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Zedaph: perhaps the dinosaurs went extinct because they didn't have enough love.... or some other reason idk

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Xisuma: *just walking around* 

Random sign, in writing: I hope something good happens today

Xisuma: :)

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xB: kids in my high school started a rumor that I was gay so I'm going to the reunion wearing my pride flag to prove them riGHT

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Etho: bless the people who make videos on how to do simple stuff. Like: how to use an oven, how to put a painting up, that kinda stuff. No shame, no "just figure it out" it's all just.. nice. 

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Scar: so a month ago Jellie went missing. A week ago I found Jellie and brought her back. Today Jellie came back on her own. Now I have two Jellies.

Grian: seems like a win to me

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Beef: *opens fridge* AA- 

Etho, who was sitting inside and reading: what? 

Beef: WHY ARE YOU IN THE FRIDGE? 

Etho: the recipe said chill in the fridge for 1 hour. Hey, my times almost up! 

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Impulse: when you were engaged people were devastated by the news 

Tango: Zedaph wasn't. 

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Stress: I babysit Jrumbot and Grumbot sometimes and we always watch Wall-e, so I thought it was their favorite movie. Turns out they watch it because they think it's my favorite movie. My heART-

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Doc: I have a pet goat with anxiety and she only calms down when I give her a duck costume. 

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Xisuma: if I've learned anything from video games, it's that if you meet enemies your going the right direction. 

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Ren: being positive doesn't mean being happy all the time. It just means that when you are sad, you know better times are coming. 

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 Tango: a pizza is just a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left

Zedaph: holy

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Grian: there's two kinds of children in this world. The ones that smell the flowers-

Grumbot: *smelling a flower* 

Grian: -and the ones that eat the flowers.

Jrumbot: *eating flower*

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That's it.