These people are going crazy- I'm just saying what everyone's doing. Also I have some incorrect quotes in the works so look out for that.

Grian drank the tiniest bit of coffee and now he's dancing on a table barefoot

Iskall is sitting at that table applauding

Mumbo is also sitting at that table looking traumatized 

Cub, Scar, and Bdubs are sitting outside trying to see who can eat a muffin the fastest 

Etho and False are having a sword fight 

Hypno and Beef are sitting in a corner planning world domination and also watching the sword fright

Xisuma and TFC are the workers who've seen all this before and don't care

Keralis is also a worker but he's new and looks just as traumatized as Mumbo.

Ren is hiding in the bathroom chatting with Doc

Wels is just knocked out on the floor 

Jevin is sitting on top of Wels like Wels is a chair 

xB is sitting on the floor next to them having a peaceful chat with Jevin

Stress is down the street in the flower shop

Joe and Cleo have a table by the window and are laughing their faces off (every once in a while Cleo chucks a muffin wrapper at random people) 

Zedaph is ranting about the weirdest things known to man

Tango is agreeing and butting in every so often

Impulse is just zoned out and nodding every so often, sipping on his coffee.

And the entirety of Hermittpad is watching through the forth wall laughing so hard 

(I dare someone to either write a Oneshot, draw, or something else of this. You don't have to include everything, but still)