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Me: I'm actually a really cool person once you get to know me.

Carrot: You are the cause of all our troubles and pain.

Me: I can also cause the good times!

[Evander in the background, shaking thinking I meant Scar]

Me: oh... sorry not sorry

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Vern: how did none of you hear what I just said???

Robo: I've been zoned out for the past two hours

Evander: I got distracted halfway through :(

BadTimes: Ignoring you was a conscious decision 

Carrot: I literally just got here.

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Vern, playing undertale:

Sans: if you take one step forward you're gonna have a bad time

Vern: I can have a copy of BadTimes?????

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Carrot, building the bridge: 

Me: bob the builder said bonding time.

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The voice in Evander's head: *being mean*

Evander: will you shut up man?

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Me: Carrot is the middle man between me and the world.

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Carrot: Hi welcome to Applebees. Would you like apples or bees?

Evander: ... bees?

Carrot: THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE BEES!

Vern: *Runs out with a jar of bees*

Evander: AAAAAAA

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(oooh, hint at backstory)

Robo: Im not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.

The Watchers: *simply exist in his general vicinity*

Robo: here it is again.

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Evander: Im so useless

The voice in Evander's head: no your not! You can be used as a bad example!

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Carrot: why would you give a knife to Vern???

Me: she felt unsafe.

Carrot: Now I feel unsafe!

Me: .... Would you like a knife?

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Vern: OPEN UP!

Robo: It all started when I was a kid...

Evander: Thats not what she...

BadTimes: shhh, let him finish.

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Robo: hello people who do not live here. 

Vern: hiiii

Evander: Hello

Carrot: heyo

BadTimes: wassup 

Robo: I gave you the keys for emergencies!

Vern: We ran out of Doritos.

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Carrot: Frick I'm gay for Evander and BadTimes-

Vern: Just remember, the quickest way to a persons heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

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Carrot: Morning!

Evander: Good morning.

BadTimes: Good morning! 

Vern: Good morning.

Carrot: you all sound like robots. spice it up a bit.

Robo: good early time of day, mortals.

Carrot: that's more like it!

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Vern: Anyone over 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness. 

Carrot: What? I couldn't hear you from up here. Do you need a ladder? 

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(More references to Robo's backstory)

Poultry Man: I DO WHAT I WANT!!

NPG: I'll tell Grian

Robo and Poult: WAIT NO 

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Carrot: how are you feeling?

Me: stabby

Carrot: that's more of an action... not an emotion...

Me: well maybe I feel stabby!

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Evander: So you've lived with Vern before? What was it like?

Robo: Imagine living with normal, professional people.

Evander: okay-

Robo: then throw that idea out the window.

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BadTimes: You're morals are as nonexistent as blueberries when Carrot finds them.

Vex, Watchers, Grian, Me, The voice in Evander's head: 

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Evander: Strength is forgiving someone who was never sorry.

BadTimes: I would literally rather die

Carrot: No, strength is when you help your mom move the couch and she gets you McDonalds afterwards.

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