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Bdubs: why are you smiling?

Cub: what? Can't I just be happy?

Scar: some Mycelium Resistance members tried to invade our factory and failed miserably.

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Bdubs: HOW'D GRIAN DIE?

Cub: of natural causes

Bdubs: YOU PUSHED HIM INTO THE DUNK TANK

Cub: *looks at the mini game* me winning is natural

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Cub and Bdubs: *arguing but it's obviously a joke*

Scar: guys don't fight on thanksgiving in the Cheesecake Factory!

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Scar, drawing an oval: is this egg?

Cub: not egg

Scar, drawing a better oval: is this egg?

Bdubs: it's egg!

Scar, Cub, and Bdubs: Egg!

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Scar: welcome to our movie! We have me and Cub, the actors, Bdubs, the script writer, and Jellie, the producer!

The rest of H.E.P: *clap clap clap*

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Someone: *doesnt like cats*

Scar: and here's my PowerPoint on why you're wrong.

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<CubFan135> I was trying to vibe to sad songs but then I thought of you guys and got happy

<GoodtimeswithScar> KCOGZPGXHKDLFSJWUJXHV

<BdoubleO100> o/////o

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(For context, I imagine Scar was dating Cub and Bdubs before the last two got together)

Cub: my boyfriend scar-

Bdubs: o u r b o y f r i e n d

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Scar, throwing confetti everywhere: CONFETTI

Cub: why are you throwing confetti everywhere-

Scar: I'M TRYING TO DROWN MY PROBLEMS IN BRIGHT COLORS :DD

Bdubs: SAME *starts throwing confetti as well*

Cub: well now I'm sold- *throws confetti*

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Scar: oh and for your info, I don't have an ego. My Twitter pfp is a landscape.

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Scar: are you sure Bdubs and Cub are even gay? They've only ever slightly looked at me-

Doc: you've been dating them for the entirety of S7.

Scar: still.

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Cub: I don't think we can possibly come up with a crazier plan.

Bdubs: we could attack them with hummus

Cub: I stand corrected.

Bdubs: just keeping things in perspective

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Bdubs: how do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover them?

Cub: Bdubs, it's 4 am.

Bdubs: so you can't sleep? Is it because of the blanket?

Cub: no, Scar just snores really loudly.

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Scar: what do you have planned for the future?

Bdubs: a good nights sleep tonight

Scar: I mean long term

Bdubs: a good nights sleep tomorrow night?

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Scar: name a way to be nice to others

Cub: don't kill them

Scar: setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it

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Scar: if you were Bdubs right now, where would you go?

Cub: in bed

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Scar: what's your biggest fear?

Cub: being forgotten

Bdubs: Insomnia

Scar: that's deep- I'm scared of the Kool-aid man but now I feel dumb

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Bdubs: wanna see my build?

Cub: despite my shirt saying I'm not interested, I am very interested.

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Cub: your arrested

Scar: for what?!? I'm the mayor!

Bdubs: you're to cute. It's illegal for you to be that cute.

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Scar: I would've been here sooner if the bus didn't keep stopping for other people to get on

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