How many Sharpies do you guys have in your rooms?

Two?

Three?

How about...

A prison?

Do I have problems? Or am I just prepared? What kind of situation requires ten individual Sharpies?

I'm slowly stealing all tue Sharpies in the house and consolidating them in my prison.

I'm calling the prison Chateau d'Sharpie. Or The House of Sharpie.

Because I can.

I'll update the Sharpie numbers as I get more.

*fades out to Why Am I Like This? By Orla Gartland*