No music belongs to me :3

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Madness:You see that damage?We only won because of me!

Toca:(Points at the killfeed of her getting a team kill and then assisting in another team kill.)What I believe you were trying to say......Is "Thank you!"

Madness:"Thank you"?

Toca:Your welcome!

Madness:Hey thats not what I meant!

Toca:🎶I see what's happenin' yeah!Your face to face with dying and it's strange!Look how you spam me for heals!It's adorable!🎶

Madness:I could use some healing!(Critical)

Toca:🎶Well I'm here to show that heroes never die!Can we group up to begin?Yes you say you're good,okay,reel it in!I know that your hit,your on on crit!🎶

Galactic:I need healing!

Toca:🎶But know that I'm on top of it!What I can say except your welcome?The heals,the boost,the rez!Hey it's okay it's okay you're welcome!Just listen to whatever your medic says!Hey,who has a wooden staff and rezzed the whole team?From under what seemed like a death beam,it's me!You heard Niah's mech explode but I stole that play from out below!This glitch stole the show!🎶

Niah:Aw,no fair!

Toca:🎶Also I heal all the tanks!Your welcome,to keep them all from breaking ranks!Also I boost when you ult,you're welcome,so winning isn't difficult!What can I say except you're welcome?For the times when I helped turn the tide!What can I say,piece of cake,you're welcome!I hope you like your damage amplified!You're welcome!You're welcome!Well come to think of it!(Sighs)Honestly I could go on and on,I could explain all biotic phenomenon!I rez,I boost I heal,please relax,Es ist nur ein spiel(It's only a game).If you needs heals,come to the edge!Or I'll respond with a simple acknowledge!Kill the tank,go on the list!Don't mess with me when I am the harmmacist!And the play of the game is my ult!Something I make I us win by default!Look at my wins,I kept you alive!I hide when you die so I can fly in to revive!🎶HEROES NEVER DIE!~

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Sadly Imma cut it off there but to make it up MORE MUSIC THAT'S SHORTER!(Also saving time,unless I say otherwise these are all singing)

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Darca:I'll fry you up and put you on rice!

Bloodmare:Tie up your skates I'll put you on ice!Let's see how long you'll last in the freezer!

Darca:You won't bring me down with a fever!She thinks she'll walk away unscatched-Bloodmare's that absurd!But all she'll take away is painful afterburn!

Darca:I'll give you a headache!

Bloodmare:I can haunt your dreams!

Darca:Flaunt your every mistake!

Bloodmare:How I love your screams!

Both:It's true,I'm a brutal nuisance!Cold-hearted,cruel and ruthless!

Darca:Spreading like a cancer!

Bloodmare:Worse than a disease!

Darca:Stirring up your anger!

Bloodmare:Murder all I see!

Both:Don't you try to run or hide from me!You know misery loves company!

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Toca:Galactic,Galactic,come to me!You are somewhere I can't reach!Let me boost you,oh you've died...That's okay I guess you tried?Work together you'll see!We'll win together you and me!Let me boost you oh you've died...That's okay heroes never die!

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Darca:Cuz my hacks are what this team's all about!I'm Darca your goin' under!My hacks are gonna make things go away!I won't stop shootin' you,don't you know that I'm Darca?

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Darkness:So if you hear me better run run run!From my hellfire shotguns guns guns!So watch me show show show!My ult's ready to go go go!I'm reaping your souls,taking everyone's life,win this team fight!Your not prepared for genocide!Press the right key.....Now shut up and die,die,die!

(Yo MarinessMellow can you draw Darkness just with a smug face saying "Now shut up and die" lookin' edgy af like plz---)

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Hey look a wild interaction----

Topaz(My SU OC) and Geodetic(Gal's SU OC):(Watching T.V)

Geodetic:Hey Topaz---

Topaz:(A sapphire)Channel 13 it'll be Fox 13 news.There showing off cute animal pictures.

Okay now just SU based things----:

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Moonblaze:🎶It's over isn't it?Isn't it?Isn't it over?It's over and she choose you,and she loved you and she's---🎶

Galactic:(Watching Moonblaze on the balcony.)Kitten,the lady's still on our balcony....(Mooblaze:GOOONNNNEEE!)And now she's doing ballet on the railing.....Oooo she just did a split!A-And now she's crying....(Moonblaze:HELLLLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!)This is so extra...

Toca:(Watching T.V)You have no GOD DAMN idea!

Galactic:Oh no!She has a boom-box!She's about to put Celine Dion on!

Moonblaze(Outside):HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!?

Toca:(Groans.)OPEN THE DOOR I'LL START SOME TEA!(Storms to the kitchen.)

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Moonblaze:🎶Petty and dull with only the thrill of murder!🎶

Galactic:ONE PSYCO AT A TIME LADY!

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Fluorite(Topaz and Geodetic):(Looks dowm at Spinel and giggles.)🎶All you wanna do,is me turn into....🎶

Spinel:(Gasps.)A giant woman!

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So normal stuff I know baffling for meee:

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Toca:Hey Moon,wanna dance?

Moonblaze:Nah I'm to cool for that

Galactic:I can semi-dance!

Toca:(Smiles and spins Galactic around and catches her and they fuse.)

Tolactic:HEH,SEEYA!(Backflips up and and lands on a windowsill and backflips off the windowsill away.)

Moonblaze:Mega rekt ;w;

(Beginning based off a tru story ;w;)

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Toca:(Doing pushups.)

Galactic:(Laying down on Toca's back reading a book.)

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Bloodmare:(Rubbing her burnt arm as she death glares Darca.)

Darca:(Shivering from her arm being frozen solid also death glaring Bloodmare.)

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Toca:(Playing "Jam buddies" on her guitar.)

Galactic:🎶C'mon and share this jam with me!🎶

Moonblaze:nO I'M FINE---

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Galactic:Kitten don't leave!

Toca:It's just a mission!

Galactic:YEAH TO CHINA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET!

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Toca:(Making a model of an atom.)

Madness:What are you---

Toca:(Smacks Madness with a model.)SCIENCE BITCH!

(Oh wow over 1000 words---)

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Kit:When I was a girl,I had a fear of spiders.I was told they felt no emotion.That their hearts never beat.But I know the truth.At the moment of this kill,they will never feel more alive!(Aims her gun at Toca and Madness.)

Madness:(Screams like a little girl.)

Toca:(Unholy horrified screeting.)

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Toca:(Hanging upside down on a tree,smiling,reading a biography.)

Galactic:Hey Kitten!How's it hanging!?

Toca:Pffftt!(Let's go of the branch and starts to giggle.)

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Toca:USE FLATTER You have beautiful eyes

Galactic:Is that a Pokemòn joke?

Toca:Yeah it is

Galactic:Not very effective!(Turns around with a sassy sash and sassy hair flip.)

Toca: ;w;

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Galaxy:(Stabs Darkness.)Fuck you!(Stabs File.)Fuck you!(Stabs Kit.)Especially fuck you!

Kit:(Blocks the knife and snaps it in half.)That won't kill a highly trained professional assassin

Galaxy:....

Galaxy:Film Theory made a Gravity Falls episode

Kit and Darkness(Alive for the fandoms):WHERE!?

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Toca:Hey Gal!(Runs up to Galactic.)I got ya something!(Gives her a wrapped bag.)

Galactic:Hm?(Opens it to see a little purple and gold butterfly ring):

Galactic:(Gasps and hugs Toca.)Aww Kitten!

Toca:Heh...

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Toca:(Starts playing a melody.)

Galactic:I've got an idea!🎶I guess were like Slim Shady!We got alot of faces,all of em' are crazy!We'll make you laugh!We'll make you cry!🎶

Toca:That's all and I will see you glitches in the system in the next chapter!BUH BYEEEEAAAA!

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Darca:(Pours some gasoline down and makes it healing fire.)This may explain things for the reader.....OH LEMME GUESS---

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Yep Darca we've run outta time.....Man I suck at explaining like 2 shorts and a song bit for like holy shit....ALSO 1311 WORDS WHAT THE FUCK!?