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AHAHAH MISLEADING TITLE

ok anyways

i want to feature two parts for new Loki fanfic I'm working on

- part of the prologue

-part of the first chapter

and i'll see what ya'll think! (aka dalvie has no other ideas ahhhh)

alrighty cap wears tighties here we go (it's kinda bad oops, please don't bash me)

DO NOT WORRY - THERE ARE NO SPOILERS FOR RAGNAROK

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(New York City, 2012)

There were hideous aliens flying in the sky, shooting some alien guns on their alien planes. Basically a lot of aliens. Mira Lam scanned the clouds for their main commander - Loki Laufeyson. She saw a large-ish golden ship fly by and then saw Natasha behind in pursuit. Bingo.

"I'm coming, Nat!"

"Hurry!" Natasha shouted. Watched Loki fly around the building, Mira unleashed a whip from her wrist. It was a beautiful thing - the sparks and flames clashed very well with its glowing appearance.

"Alright, Mira, here we go," she whispered to herself, before lashing out the whip in front of her. It was perfect timing. The whip stretched out and wrapped onto the back of the Loki's ship. "Gotcha." Mira felt herself being tugged and before she knew it, she was flying around the skyscraper.

"What the hell are you doing, Mira?!" said Clint from the earpiece. She saw him on the roof of another building, shooting alien soldiers. She waved as best as she could.

"It's called being a superhero, Hawkeye. You should try it sometime," she said back. She heard him groan.

Turning back around, Mira climbed up the whip (with some difficulty) and promptly kicked off the three alien guards. Loki saw her and growled. He was wearing a magnificent costume, complete with a green cape and a golden helmet with sharp horns. She grinned back.

"You really need better security!" she said loudly over the sound of wind rushing.

"What?!" he said back. Mira grabbed a small black ball from her side-pack, and it exploded, making a mini fireball. She held it in her hand with ease. Hey, I'm getting better at this.

"Better! Security!" Before the god could reply, she threw the fireball with all her strength. He deftly dodged it and narrowed his eyes. She threw another one and another and another. He dodged all of them and started walking over, twin knifes in his hands. Mira reached for another and found nothing. "Damn..." 

"Mortal, prepare to die," he announced.

"Don't think so." She flicked her wrist sharply, and her whip came unraveled from the ship. Grabbing the end of it, she lashed it out at Loki, who narrowly missed the flames.

"Who are you?!" he hissed.

"A superhero! Duh!" She lashed out a couple more times, but he deflected the rope with his daggers. She whipped it back and panted. "How are you so evasive?! Like it's not even funny anymor-" He cut her off by lunging towards her with his knifes. "Woah!" She rolled under him and tried to kick him off with her combat boots. At the same time, Mira lashed out her whip again, but Loki did a backflip and ducked. The whip returned to her.

"Stop talking so much!" he shouted at her. She rolled her eyes.

"You sound just like Tony," she replied.

"Get off my ship!" he snarled. Loki threw one of his knives at Mira, and she shouted an obscenity as she rolled off the platform. She fell a few feet in midair before her whip wrapped around something protruding from the ship and caught hre fall. Probably a chair or pole of some sorts.

"Take that, god of mischief and bad architecture," she muttered. Loki leaned over the side and frowned when he saw her still hanging on. She smiled and waved. Alright, Mira, time to show this guy what you got. Concentrating hard, Mira mentally felt around for the heat signature of the god's cape. Suddenly, the hem of the green turned into flames. Loki yelped and tried jumping on the fire. Mira laughed and then tried to find a way to escape. Not down. Yet.

The god of mischief peered over the edge, his cape slightly burnt.

"Sorry for the cape! Probably was expensive too!" she shouted. He rolled his eyes and tried to kick her off. "Hey! Watch it, horn face!" His foot was about to hit her hand when...

(SKIP TO NEW YORK CITY 2017)

"Mira, what is happening?! And who is that man with the strange cape?" Thor whispered.

"I can hear you!" Strange said loudly. He was saying hi to Kaleb Lam, who replied back with a "hi, Mr. Strange. Mommy doesn't like you."

"Don't worry, I'll explain on the walk." Mira turned back to Loki. "Be safe, ok? And don't panic. You'll be fine."

She grabbed Thor and pushed him out the door. Before closing it, Mira looked back at Strange.

"Strange, make sure to call a babysitter who will stay for the day please. Make sure she is cheap, I don't need a $100 nanny. Make sure my house is safe while we're gone. Put some enchantments or something; I don't really care that much. And take all the groceries out. Put the appropriate ones in the fridge. Oh, and lock the door. And please be gentle with Loki. He's a fragile creature."

"I beg to differ," Loki muttered. Mira continued.

"And NO portals in my house or you will suffer my wrath. They mess up the carpet." She smiled sweetly. "Thank you! You're the best!" She blew a kiss and then closed the door. The man named Strange waved at her. He turned back to Loki, who looked at him warily.

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TADAAAAAAAAAA *jazz hands*

ok so always

omg I freaking love Mira Lam so. much. she. is. so. savage. ahhhhhh

i hope to release this fic soon because like ragnarok fics are already appearing and i'm like OH MY GAWD so yeah

(i am slowly running out of ideas for this random book oh no)

WELL ANYWHO

what did ya'll think?

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