*slams door open with foot* *walks in* Hello, people!!

Crystal: Dramatic entrance. So not cliche

Oh hush up!

Sora: Why are you here Au-chan?

Crystal: Yeah. Especially since you haven't been on here in- months, was it?

*puffs out cheeks* Do you want me to tell everyone what I have planned or are you two going to be Scrooges?

Crystal: *waves hand dismissively* Fine Fine. Get it over with

Thank you. *turns to audience* I'm going to put out a new story on here as a Christmas present, rather than update one of my other stories.

Sora: Why aren't you updating any of your other stories

*cricket noises*

Crystal: You're unmotivated and can't figure anything out for how the plot shall flow next

I hate you sometimes

Crystal: Love you too

But yeah. Unmotivated and don't know how to make it flow. So, as compensation, I'm going to put out a new story. I'm not going to spoil it, but expect it to be put out sometime later.

Sora: Why later?

So then I can post something early on Christmas Day

Sora: Oh

Yeah. Anyway, I gotta go so my parents don't bite off my head. See ya! *runs out through doorway*

Crystal: The door's still broken!!

*distant shout* Then fix it!!