LEGEND:

Friend #1: Summer Vibez

Friend #2: Sassssssssss

Friend #3: Stupido Idiota

Friend #4: Girlypop

Umm... so these are some random, funny, weird things I heard people say (or things I think they would probably say) so umm... I JUST NEED TO PUT THEM ON HERE.

Sister: All body builders started like us, with big bellies.

Sister: If you can't do something, give up.

Summer Vibez: I don't like the skinny boys, I like the muscular ones.

Sassssssssss:

Mom (on phone): What are you guys having for dinner?

Sister: Steak.

Me (to Gothel): Steak.

Mom : WHAT?!

Grandpa: No we're having cake.

Me (To Mom): Cake.

Mom : WHAT?!

Aunt: GUYS WE'RE HAVING TACOS.

Me: I'm not just a first aid kit, I'm a whole hospital.

Sister: What?

Summer Vibez: I think she meant, "I'm not a just a snack, I'm a 3 course meal."

Me: Why didn't you go to the meeting?

Stupido Idiota: Because she forced me not to go!

Me: Why didn't you just go anyway?

Stupido Idiota: Because she was with me the whole time...?

Me: So what?

Stupido Idiota:

Stupido Idiota: I should've gone to the meeting.

Summer Vibez: People say that when a boy and a girl are mean to each other, it means they like each other.

Stupido Idiota: Meaning that you and (my very close family friend) like each other.

Me: Do you like your brother?

Stupido Idiota: I don't have a brother.

Me: I wasn't talking to you.

Summer Vibez: She was talking to me, and no.

Me: And he's basically my brother, meaning I like my brother.

Summer Vibez: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Stupido Idiota: I don't get this at all. But admit it, you like him.

Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! OF COURSE I DON'T!!!

Summer Vibez: Stop lying to yourself.

Me: Lying is a social construct.

*sad scene happens in movie*

Sassssssssss & Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Very Close Family Friend: She said no to the presentation. *smiles* It's okay, we'll just do the other thing instead.

Stupido Idiota (After he walks away): He seemed mad.

Stupido Idiota: Wait, what did you mean by, "we'll put them in boxes"?

Very Close Family Friend: I never said that.

Stupido Idiota: Yes you did. When you were explaining the thing.

Me: Dude, he said, "we'll print it out and sell it."

Me: *hums the song "Night Changes"*

Summer Vibez: What song is that?

Mistress of Death: You know that song you really liked a few weeks ago?

Summer Vibez: ...

Girlypop: Girl, it's "Night Changes"!

Summer Vibez: What's that?

Girlypop: WE LISTENED TO IT 5 MINUTES AGO!

Sister: Digest the undigested!