Vines (Molliulia edition)
Giulia: Let me see what you have
Molly: A knife! *runs off*
Giulia: NO! *runs after her*
Beatstar: Oh my god, why does she have a knife
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Giulia: The doctor said you need potassium just eat yogurt then!
Molly: Yogurt is just fruit sperm and i'm not lying
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Giulia: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergardeners-
Molly: I wanna fight kindergardeners!
Giulia: See that's not even the whole-
Molly: THOSE KIDS ARE GETTIN' SLAPPED!
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Giulia: I want to see my little girl
Branch: *holds molly in his arms* Here she comes
Giulia: I want to see my little girl
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Giulia: When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is
Molly: Walk away-way-ay
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Molly: Giulia the ceilings are collapsing!!!
Giulia: Molly you're on the TV stand
Molly:...AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Molly:...AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Molly: GIULIA i'M BLIND!!!!!!
Giulia: Molly that's the blanket again *pulls blanket off of molly's head*
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Molly: *drives in a car with giulia and sees a 'roadwork ahead' sign* Roadwork ahead? uh- yeah i sure hope it does
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Molly: Um this morning I heard the birds chirping and a little birdie told me i'm going to the underworld...so I got that going for me
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Giulia: I definitely do NOT want you to eat creek, stab him, claw his eye out-
Molly: *holding creek in a sack and rolls eyes* Okay I guess
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Luca: What are you doin' this weekend
Giulia: Something freaking sick
Giulia: *uses cat toys on molly*
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Giulia: Great invention molly
Molly: Thanks
Giulia: But the name
Molly: *holds up a jar of peanut butter* What's wrong with 'Sticky nut juice'?
Giulia: Everything...every fricking thing
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Giulia: Wait it says this house was built on an ancient burial ground!
Molly: So that's why my pee keeps burning
Giulia: No that's why we have ghosts...that's unrelated
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Giulia: Good right? watch this *throws a grape at the back of creek's head*
Giulia: Your turn
Molly: *shoots creek in the back of the head*
Giulia: Molly, the grapes
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Giulia: Molly what do you say to me?
Molly (baby voice):...Hewwo Giu-we-etta
Giulia: WHA-
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Giulia: Hey i'm lesbian
Molly:...I thought you were italian
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Beatstar: Backstreet's back alright! da-da da da
Molly: *mumbling while giulia carries her*
AND that's the end >:3
also Molliulia is Molly and Giulia's ship name
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