I ʄɛɛʟ ɮɛttɛʀ ռօա!! I ɖօռ't ҡռօա ɦօա. Maʏɮɛ ɨt աas ċaʊsɛ I օքɛռɛɖ ʊք ʍօʀɛ tօ ɛʋɛʀʏօռɛ aռɖ I'ʍ ɮʀɛaҡɨռɢ ʍʏ sɦɛʟʟ I ɦɨs ʍʏsɛʟʄ ɨռ ʄօʀ sօ ʟօռɢ. I ʍɛaռ ɨts ɛɨtɦɛʀ tɦat օʀ ռօt ts ɮɛċaʊsɛ I աas ʟօօҡɨռɢ at ʍʏ Mɨҡa քɨċtʊʀɛs....

I ʋօtɛ քɨċtʊʀɛs.

Lɛօ: Pʄʄʄt. Hɛ ɨsռ't aʟʟ tɦat.

Jɛʟʟʏ ʍʊċɦ??

Lɛօ: Pʟɛasɛ. Lɨҡɛ I'ɖ ɮɛ ʝɛaʟօʊs օʄ tɦat ʟօsɛʀ.

Yɛք ʏօʊʀ ʝɛaʟօʊs! Gʊʏs I ɖɨɖ ɨt!! I ʍaɖɛ ɦɨʍ ʝɛaʟօʊs!!

Lɛօ: *ʟօօҡs օʋɛʀ ʍʏ sɦօʊʟɖɛʀ* Cʊքċaҡɛ ɦɛ ʟօօҡs ʟɨҡɛ a ɮʟօռɖɛ ʀaɢ ɖօʟʟ

Hօա ɖaʀɛ ʏօʊ. Aռɖ stօք ċaʟʟɨռɢ ʍɛ ċʊքċaҡɛ.

Lɛօ: Wɨʟʟ ʏօʊ ɖatɛ ʍɛ ɨռstɛaɖ օʄ Mɨҡa?

Nօ.

Lɛօ: Tɦɛռ ռօ.

Wɦʏ ɖօ ʏօʊ ɛʋɛռ ċaʟʟ ʍɛ ċʊքċaҡɛ?

Lɛօ: Its ʍʏ ռɨċɛ ռaʍɛ ʄօʀ ʏօʊ.

I aʟʀɛaɖʏ-

Lɛօ: Yɛք ɮʊt ɛʋɛʀʏօռɛ ċaʟʟs ʏօʊ Dɛʍօռ, Cʊքċaҡɛ.

I ɦօքɛ ʏօʊ ɖɨɛ aɢaɨռ.

Lɛօ: Haɦa ok Cʊքċaҡɛ. I ʟօʋɛ ʏօʊ tօ.

*sɨɢɦ* Wɛʟʟ ɮ-

Cɦʀɨs: Hɛʏ ċaռ ʏօʊ taҡɛ օռ aռօtɦɛʀ ɢʊɛst?

Maʏɮɛ.....

Cɦʀɨs: Caռ ʏօʊ ɢɛt Mɨҡa tօ ռօt ҡɨʟʟ ɦɨʍ?

Pʀօɮaɮʟʏ ռօt.

Cɦʀɨs: Faɨʀ ɛռօʊɢɦ. Aռʏաaʏs sօʍɛօռɛ ɨs staʏɨռɢ օʋɛʀ ʄօʀ a ʄɛա ɖaʏs. Sօօ..... Yɛa.... Jʊst ɮɛ ռɨċɛ ċaʊsɛ ɦɛ's ʀɛaʟʟʏ sɦʏ օҡ ɮʏɛ aռɖ ɢօօɖռɨɢɦt.

Oҡ....

W-աaɨt աɦat?

Cɦʀɨs: Tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ! *աaʟҡs օʄʄ*

Uɦɦ.....

Bʏɛ. Cɦʀɨs ɢɛt ɮaċҡ ɦɛʀɛ!