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Lɛօ! Tɦɨs ɨs aċtʊaʟʟʏ a Sքaɨռ քɨċtʊʀɛ ċaʊsɛ I ɮɛʟɨɛʋɛ ɦɛ's քaʀt օʄ tɦɛ Baɖ tօʊċɦ tʀɨօ.

Tɦɨs sɦօʊʟɖ աօʀҡ ʄօʀ քɛօքʟɛ աɦօ ċօʊʟɖռ't sɛɛ tɦɛɨʀ քɨċtʊʀɛ. Bʊt ɨʄ ɨt ɖօɛsռ't ɮʟaʍɛ Wattքaɖ ռօt ʍɛ.

Cɦʀɨs: Yօʊ ҡռօա tɦɛʀɛ's ʍօʀɛ ʀɨɢɦt?

GOSH DARN IT! Oҡ.....

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