So my brother got tired of the his bowl and not his food heating up in the microwave.
So he randomly yelled out:
FUCK THIS SHIT!! IM TIRED OF MY FOOD BEING COLD AND THE BOWL IS ALWAYS HOT!! IM GOING TO PUT THE FOOD IN BE MICROWAVE WITHOUT A PLATE OR BOWL!!

My mom smacked him for saying a cuss word. And I'm right here like, He was about to put soup, in the microwave, without a bowl!! (・・?)
ಠ_ಠ I still wonder if he's adopted.