[ok so I thought about it and there was no way I could make that last song parody without making one for Allen too~ X3 so here's his~]

HEY DUMMY
By: Allen L. Jones

Hey dummy, would you stop callin' me a cheater?
Oh why me? Just know silence is sweet but revenge is sweeter.
Oh and if ya shove a burger in my face, once more,
I'll slam yours straight into a door!

Hey dummy, did ya hit ya head fallin' down another set of stairs?
Oh why me? All I've got to say is No One Cares!
Oh and if ya shove a burger in my face, once more,
I'll slam yours straight into a door!

So what if I'm far from home?
Oh dummy, it's 'cause I don't wanna be found!
So please don't come around!
Oh and if ya shove a burger in my face, once more,
I'll slam yours straight into a door!

Hey dummy, did ya hit ya head fallin' down another set of stairs?
Oh why me? All I've got to say is No One Cares!
Oh and if ya shove a burger in my face, once more,
I'll slam yours straight into a door!

So what if I'm far from home?
Oh dummy, just get me a cab...
I swear, if ya call me a crab........
Oh why me? I hate you so much right now...........
Oh and if ya shove a burger in my face, once more,
I'll throw them all straight out the door!!!