[I couldn't help this, it was too funny not to do it. XD ]

[parody of Hey Brother, which belongs to Avicii, I claim no ownership.]

[also for the idea and part of the lyrics I will give full credit to TaviTheReindeer !!! Thank you so much for making my day Tavi!!! X3 ]

HEY BURGER
By: Alfred F. Jones

Hey burger, I hope your ketchup doesn't get on my sweater.
Hey pancakes, know butter's good but maple syrup's better!
Oh and if you go tumbling down, to the floor,
I'll have to pick you up and ask for more.

Hey burger, do you know that ketchup goes with mustard?
Hey French fries, do you believe that frosting's better than custard?
Oh and if you go tumbling down, to the floor,
I'll have to pick you up and ask for more.

What if I'm far from home?
Oh burger, I think I'll stop and order you.
In fact lets make it two.
Oh French fries, I'll have you on the side.
Oh and if you go tumbling down, to the floor,
I'll have to pick you up and ask for more.

Hey burger, do you know that ketchup goes with mustard?
Hey French fries, do you believe that frosting's better than custard?
Oh and if you go tumbling down, to the floor,
I'll have to pick you up and ask for more.

What if I'm far from home?
Oh burger, I think I'll stop and order you.
In fact lets make it two.
Oh French fries, I'll have you on the side.
Oh and if you go tumbling down, to the floor,
I'll have to pick you up and ask for more.