[this be from the Camp~ hope you don't mind faith~]
faiththestoryteller
Nova_Williams
Matt_Williams
AProudAsian
Freedom-And-Cupcakes

Early in the morning the sun shines through an old busted window and lands upon a couch resting in the middle of the room. On the couch lay boxes of different shapes and sizes wrapped in red.
Each box has a name scribbled on it in messy handwriting. Inside the hastily wrapped boxes are gifts. They are as follows:

Mini Maple: a few bottles of maple syrup and one I.O.U.1.favor card.
Moose King: a blonde stuffed rabbit. [Inside joke, please don't ask.]
Metal head: a semi-broken steel trap and a box of sweets.
Muffin Man: a small bag of sugar and a recipe book.
France: a small bottle of wine.
Stop Grunting At Me: a large bone.

And on the side is a note that reads:
all I want for Christmas is to be left alone for a couple hours...
-Al