This may or may not be my favorite tag of all time, but it's my first soooo idk yet (ITS JUST SO RANDOM, LIKE ME)

I was tagged by Athensgeek3

Here I go!

1. A squirrel, monkey, and bird race towards a coconut tree. Who gets the banana first?

Initial reaction: THEY'RE RACING TO A FRIKING COCONUT TREE. BANANAS DON'T GROW ON COCONUT TREES also none of those animals actually eat coconuts

My imagination: The monkey realized he was allergic to coconuts, and instead ran back home to eat bananas

OR 

This was a magical coconut tree, you see, and it grew every type of food on its high branches. The squirrel called dibs on the nuts, while the monkey ate all the bananas. The bird sat on the top of  the tree, contemplating life. So it was the monkey who got the banana first.

2. A rooster laid eggs on top of a barn roof. Which way did it roll?

Initial reaction: Roosters can't lay eggs. Is the barn roof tilted? 

My imagination: This is a magical rooster and it can lay eggs DEAL WITH IT

3. There are 6 apples and you take away four. How many do you have?

Initial reaction: 2 ... WAIT you take away four. So 4. Did the six belong to you? DID YOU STEAL THE APPLES? 

My imagination: ... nope next question

4. What goes up and down but still remains in the same place?

Initial reaction: AN ELEVATOR i read this somewhere else before

My imagination: *sips hot chocolate* Oh you called for me? Umm ITS A TELEPORTING SQUID (idek)

5. What goes up and never comes down?

Initial reaction: MY BALLOON THAT I LOST WHEN I LET GO OF IT (#LittleKidProblems)

My imagination: Yeah I read the responses where Lets-dream-together first posted them and it says age BUT MY BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. *clears throat* The Oompa-Loompa that was too polite to fart.

6. If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?

Initial reaction: FISH CAN'T DROWN I BLAME PERCY

My imagination: Are they hippocampi? Which one is Frank? How mad will Hazel be? THEY SOMEHOW MADE IT TO TARTARUS AND ADAPTED AND PERCY ACCIDENTALLY RELOCATED THEM AND THEY AREN'T USED TO IT

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Initial reaction: HOW SHOULD I KNOW *reads again* oh. the meat. im so dumb XD

My imagination: IS THAT SIZE 13 KIDS SIZE? IS THAT SLOAN FROM ERAGON

8. What two words, when combined hold the most letters? 

Initial reaction: *thinks deeply* idk man *reads comments* OH MY GOD IT'S POST OFFICE GOOD LORD HOW DID I NOT GET THAT

My imagination: Hermes. SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS POPPINS

9. What has a head and a tail but no body?

Initial reaction: a half-finished essay. Jk oh wait it's a coin

My imagination: IS IT JASON'S COIN?  IS IT A DRACHMA? IT'S A NEKO DEMIGOD WITH INVISIBILITY POWERS

10. Challenge 10 people by tagging them!

Okay so I tag:

XshippingmytearsX

Percabeth2442

IWrteFicNotTragedies

RoyalsOfSolangelo

MyVintageUnderworld_

CreativeName__

moanafriendofthesea

Tiny_Italian_Boy

HelloFellowPhamily

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:P This was fun