I am in the weirdest situation rn

My mum is drunk upstairs with one of her friends and I went upstairs to get some water and they were listening to these really old songs from the 80s/90s
And I just saw them both on the sofa dancing to Kylie frickin Minogue
And I just looked at them and went straight to the kitchen bc they didn't see I was there, they were looking at Kylie on the TV and dancing and all that. So I grab some water and my mums friend screams at the top of her lungs, I drop the water all over the kitchen floor and yell 'F*CK!' Infront of them both and just look at them like WHY
and then my mums friend says,
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?"
(I love my mum's best friend btw, she didn't say it in a mean way she just said it in a hilariously surprised-drunkard way like I was a ghost or something)

I just look at her and just blink rlly slowly, "Downstairs."
"YEAH BUT WHY YOU UP HERE THO?"
She shouted like rlly loudly while my mum was just laughing really weirdly in the background.
"I wanted some water?" I say awkwardly.
"OHH! NO NO NO, BABE I'L MAKE YOU SOMETHIN!" My mums friend says waving her hands about and walking about like a noodle to the kitchen. She starts cleaning up the glass on the floor and then LITERALLY makes me some HOT CHOCOLATE. Eh she spilt it all over the counter but who cares.
I thanked her and she went back to dancing with my mum, and now I'm downstairs at 2:23am watching Harry potter

This is an interesting Friday night/Early Saturday morning :)))