To the tune of the Major General's Song/Modern Major General

I am the very model of a Smogon Mega Salamence.
The Dragon Dance set is the only one I think makes any sense.
I can't use a new item, I just have my special Mega Stone.
If you hurt any of my friends, then I will cut you to the bone!
I have Aerilate Quick Attack, so I will hit you first you see.
I'll never let you hurt my friends, or let you hurt my family.
But if you think you can beat me, I think you better get awake.
(Um, 'get awake', how can I rhyme that? Ah, Yes!)
Before I knock you out with a double Dragon Danced Earthquake.
(Before he knocks you out with his double Dragon Danced Earthquake x3)
My EV's and my IV's make my already high stats real strong
If you don't have an Ice-Type, I suggest you better move along
In short, in matters moves, abilities and power in that sense
I am the very model of a Smogon Mega Salamence
(In short, in matters moves, abilities and power in that sense
He is the very model of a Smogon Mega Salamence)