One warm, Sunny Day
On a cold, Moonlit night
Two dead Gastly came out to fight
One was blind, the other couldn't see
So they chose a Deino as the referee
A Zubat came to see Foul Play
An Avalugg to shout "Hooray"
Back to back, they faced each other, gave Mean Looks, and punched each other
A paralyzed Horsea passing by
Kicked the Zubat in the eye
He kicked him through a Light Screen wall
Into a dry ditch, and drowned them all
A deaf, slow Loudred heard it most
He ran to save those two dead ghosts
If you don't think my lies are true, ask the Zubat.
He saw it too.