No Pictures but a REALLY LONG STORY XDD well. Not Really.

SO. Yeterday, We went to Villa Alfredo's Resort.There was a Bunch Of Pools! I was with the whole Family. Well, Not everyone.My Grandparents Didn't come.

So.My Cousin Told me About this Cool Place That Has A really Big Pool that Has a 3rd floor Slide.I Was Dared to it By Everyone .____.

Tho We did not Slide That Yet.We explored The Whole Resort. There was also A Playg-- I Mean, Training Ground.We tried the Monkey Bars and My Hands Hurt AF.

There was also an arcade! The sad thing is, I didn't Get to Play.There was a Mini Zoo, too! I saw an iguana, An Parrot, A Rabbit, A Peafowl/PeaCOCK, an Ostrich, AND NOT MUCH MORE. LOL

Tho There was this aviary, We had to pay 30 to Get inside.And I saw a yellow Python .______. Tho it was not dangerous, It bit me, But it has no poison.So no Worries, I feel fine.I already knew it does not have poison so Why would you scream? XD It Likes Being pet but Seriously, Why would it bite my Fukin Knee.It Doesn't hurt since my Knee Is Hard as a rock.*shrug*

The Thing Is,The Ostrich Was Looking At me When I Was Looking at it.Then it bit My Nose.Goddamnit.

THE WHITE PEAFOWL THO, WAS FUKIN BEAUTIUL WHEN IT SPREAD ITS TAIL. OMG. Too bad I didn't Have my Tab to Picture it. It Was Chargin in the Cottage.

When We Swimmed in a kids Pool with three no, Four Slides.I saw a Bumpy Green one.I Saw A Twin red one. And I saw a green one that looks like a Dick. XD My Perverted cousin was Like when she was Sliding in it,"IM CUMMING!!!!" When she came out She hit Her Head."Ow"

WARNING. SKIP IF YOU DONT WANNA READ THIS CRAP XDD
TRUST ME. .______.

I FUKIN WARNED YOU, KID.YOU WILL FEEL YOUR SINS CRAWLING ON YOUR BACK.

When we Were sitting to Get Hit by The giant Falling Water, We Saw two adults.A female and a male.They Were makin out behind The Slide.We didn't Care until We Swim.We used are goggles and I saw Them Makin.MAKIN. A. BABY.

LIKE THE FUK. WE WERE LIKE,"THIS IS  A FUKIN KIDDIE POOL" BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COURAGE TO SAY IT. HIS DICK WAS LIKE INSIDE HER FUKIN VAGINA. WTF.

SHE WAS FUKIN BOUNCIN SLOWLY.THE FUKIN LIFEGUARDS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE POOL. BUT GUESS WHAT.IT WAS JUST IN OUR LAP.THE WATER WAS JUST IN OUR LAP.2 FUKKIN FEET AND THEY DIDN'T FUKIN THINK THEY WERE HAVING SEX????? WTF.

AND WHEN I WAS FLOATING, THE LIFEGUARDS WERE IN THEIR DAILY ROLECALL. SO THERE ARE NO LIFEGUARDS.THE KIDS ALSO, ARE GONE TO EAT. SO ITS JUST ME, MY COUSIN, MY OTHER COUSIN, MY SISTER, AND THOSE GUYS THAT ARE HAVIN SEX.

WELL, THE OTHERS GONE AWAY TO EAT ALSO BUT I ALREADY ATE. THEY WERE LATE TO EAT LUNCH TOO BAD FOR THEM.SO I HID BEHIND THE SLIDE AND SPIED ON THE COUPLE.

Since there are no fukin life guards,

THE FUKIN GIRL WAS MOANING. Not Loud though.Just Silently.IT WAS SO FUKIN WEIRD. THE GUY WAS LIKE "IM GONNA CUM!!" But Then stopped them with my swimming Powers.My legs Splashed their Faces off.

IT WAS FOR THE SAFETY OF CHILDREN!!!! I DONT WANT THE POOL TO SPREAD FUKIN SPERM CELLS.I fukin Laughed when The Guy Sweared."Putang ina" TRANSLATION. "Fucking Bitch"

Then they left and told the Story to the Others.The Guy Was Glarin at me For a reason.I glared at him and gave Him my Middle Finger.Since There are no Lifeguards,I Said, "DONT MAKE BABIES IN A KIDDIE POOL, DAMNIT.DOMIT IN THE COTTAGE!!" Then He Went Mad And scratched His Head With Frustration. Too Bad, Buddy. You could've Weared a FUCKING CONDOM THAT EXISTS!!!!!!

CONTINUE READING HERE. ^-^

Around The night, our Adults Are missing. E.g. Parents, Auntie, Uncle

So we Went to hunt on them.We found them Swimming in the pool But Still, No Fair.They get to swim in the night. >:( and We are not allowed to.

Though We Went to spy on them too, But then we Saw our Uncle.We Hid in a bush.We don't like to get caught.So before We get Caught, We Went in the Training grounds.

We tried the monkey bars again but then I succeeded Crossing the other side.My Hand HURTS AF.Then I tried it again because I got Swag.

Then We sat in a log Pyramid? I Don't know What it was called.It was so Peaceful.The wind Was Music to our ears.But then The peace stopped when War Began in my Stomach.

I was So quiet. I did not want to Admit but then I finally Admit When they asked why was I So quiet.

Returning to the cottage, My feet hurt as hell.We didn't bring any slippers cause they will just Poof away.

When We are gonna sleep.we were Energetic.Then My Sister turned the light off So that We can sleep.But no.She was wrong.Me and my Perverted Cousin were Messing Around.

But then my mom woke up.She said. (WARNING.YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND THIS) "uy.....Ilaw....." SHE Kept repeating that until My Sister turned the lights on.We were laughing our asses off.We were Making random words like what mom said. "Uy......Century Tuna."

"Uy.......Meron akong Naamoy" Translation:I smell something, Said my perverted cousin.

Sice she was perverted, I said."You are just smelling Hotdog"

"Gusto ko ng Hotdog.(I want a Hotdog)"Said My Young Cousin. Then me and my perverted cousin, Started Laughing .

After the night, We went for a swim in the Wave pool.I was getting Pulled by The Wave.I reached the fukin fifth feet.wtf.I Just Tried to Climb into one of the walls but then I got Pushed by the Big wave.

But Finally The Wave stopped and swam my Body to the 2nd feet with the Others.Which was Completely Destroyed by the waves.

Before we went back Home, We Had our Korean Ice cream, "COOKIE O" it was a ice cream Sandwhich.

It was so Fun.But the gross Part is a couple is Making a baby ............ (._________________________________________________________________.)