...unless you're a website. Particularly a school website. 

There are three different websites my school uses. The school website, SIS, and Naviance. 

Somewhere on one of those is supposed to be a list of graduation requirements. I cannot find it. I have explored every inch, every link, that could reasonably hold the list. I have utilized the search bars of the two websites that have them. I still cannot find it.  

And I need to find it. 

This year, I have recently been informed, the meetings we get with the shool councilors which are supposed to help with course selections are actually all AFTER the window of time in which we are allowed to make course requests for next year. 

Thank you so much, school. That is very helpful. 

The lack of any sign of a list of graduation requirements (let alone the personalized list of what I've already completed and what I still need that I was promised) is even more so. 

As tears of anger, sadness, and frustration roll down my face, I applaud your ability to not make me want to punch these websites until they shatter like the glass of a computer screen. (If I could punch a website in the first place, obviously.)

Seriously. If there's anything that might make me lose control long enough to punch my computer, it would be these websites. And if I could separate them from my computer, nothing short of knockout gas (or collapsing from blood loss, perhaps) would stop me from wrecking these websites, even if they really were made of glass.