Tobias: I'm Four

Katniss: Are you sure? You look older

Tobias: No, I mean, that's my name

Peeta: But isn't four a number?

Tris: Isn't Katniss a plant?

Katniss: Actually, it's a root, not a plant

Tris: Well, I'm Dauntless not Erudite, SOOOOOORRY.

Peeta: What?

Tobias: You know. The factions

Katniss: You mean districts? There's 12

Tris: No, there's 5

Peter: *stabs everyone with butter knife*

Peter: SHUT UPPPP

(((())))

Me: *at Dauntless Initiation*
Four: What are you doing?
Me: Horizontal running...