Me: I have this weird theory that maybe some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time, the atoms keep coming back to each other. 🤔🤓🤗
Friend: Did you just scientifically explain soul mates!?!?

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Me: *At a funeral*
Me: *remembers funniest joke you've ever heard*