Officer: License and Registration.
Percy: *Hands officer a card*
Officer: This is a monopoly get out of jail card.
Percy: Yes.

*****

Percy: Hey bro, got you a present. It's a watch.
Jason: It's not working.
Percy: Because time stops working when I'm with you bro.

~~~~~

Your Boyfriend

Nico: He's like the sun. He's always there.

Hazel: He is like a transformer. He is exactly what I want.

Piper: He is like lightning. He is impressive and lights everything around him.

Annabeth:

Annabeth: He is like a horse. Nobody understands what he says, and when someone understands, it's just nonsense.

^^'^^

Will: hey Percy, wanna hear a joke?
Percy: Um... Okay man.
Will: Nico's D.
Percy: I don't get it...
Will
Percy
Will
Percy
Will
Percy
Jason: *open-mouthed*
Annabeth: *facepalm* not again...
Piper: OMG this is going too far...
Nico: *shadow travels to China*

(((())))

Plot Twist!

Hazel saves Jason's life and dies. In memory of Hazel Levesque, he names his daughter, Hazel Grace. He writes a true story about his daughter and how she meets a boy named Augustus Waters. He uses his pen name, John Green (courtesy of Bacchus) and writes the famous book, The Fault In Our Stars.