Percy: What's YOLO?
Annabeth: It's an acronym that stands for "You Only Live Once"
Percy: What does that mean?
Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.
Nico: Well hello there *bats eyelashes flirtatiously*
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Idiot: Rachel and Percy sittin' in a tree-

Me: -G-A-G-G-I-N-G.
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I think Leo and Nico are two metaphors based on how people deal with loss
Putting on a fake smile
Or

Pushing everyone away

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One day a child of Hades will summon Percy's ghost and
Percy will turn to him dramatically
and say
"what does he mean I'm not his type?"

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GUYS WHAT IF NICO LANDED ON OGYGIA INSTEAD OF LEO!
Calypso: Hi
Nico: Psh, I'm gay!
Nico: *walks away*
Later...
Calypso: and he has the most beautiful sea green eyes!
Nico: I know right!

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Sphinx: *to Annabeth* Imagine you are in a room. It is made of 15" thick cement. There are no windows or doors. There is nothing in the room. How do you get out?

Annabeth: Well, you said that there was nothing in the room. Well if there's nothing in the room, then I'm not in the room, therefore, I don't have a room to leave.

Sphinx: *asks same question to Percy when he walks through later*

Percy: Simple, quit imagining I'm in the room.