If Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook were school subjects my parents would be so proud of me

My version: If Wattpad was a school subject, my parents would be so proud of me.

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Guy: I think we should break-up. But, we can still be friends.

Girl: Okay, I understand. And by the way, saying we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but we can still keep it.