The type of girl I hate : the type that can't keep a secret
Example;
Me: See that guy over there? I think he's kinda cute
Girl: Yo! You see this girl over here? *points at me* She thinks your hot!
Me: *facepalms*

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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk...

Person 2: Dude, you were hugging an old man with a beard screaming, DUMBLEDORE YOUR ALIVE!

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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk...

Person 2: Dude, you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself into the Ministry of Magic.

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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk...

Person 2: Dude, you gave your sock to a midget and told them, 'Dobby, you're free!'

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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk...

Person 2: You were in my fireplace screaming 'Diagon Alley!'

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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk...

Person 2: You ran into a brick wall screaming HOGWARTS HERE I COME!