You never know what could happen in a elevator.

Fun party!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PARTY!

This guy keeps calling me every 14 seconds.
(We've been on 809 floors)

Me and this person have been staring at each other for five minutes straight... Please sir... I just want to buy some bleach.

I found the guy who keeps calling me, wait... why did the lights turn off? And what's that noise?

Kessssshhhh*