lets start-

Squeeck: Where's Ferna, Carlo, and Phendo?
Moon: They're playing hide and seek.
Squeeck: Where?
Moon: I don't think you get how this game works.

Squeeck: Nothing in life is free.
Ferna: Love is free!
Carlo: Adventure is free.
Phendo: Knowledge is free.
Moon: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Squeeck: Favorite horror movie?
Ferna: It
Carlo: Saw
Phendo: Annabelle
Moon: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Squeeck: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Ferna: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Squeeck: Three of us saw it, Ferna. How do you explain that?
Ferna: *points at Carlo* Sleep deprivation. *points at Phendo* Paranoia. *points at Moon* Delusional personality disorder.

Squeeck: Anyone d-
Ferna: Depressed?
Carlo: Drained?
Phendo: Dumb?
Moon: Disliked?
Squeeck: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Squeeck: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Phendo: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Moon: In your pantry!
Squeeck: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Phendo: Is your friend here?
Squeeck, motioning to Ferna: Yeah.
Phendo, to Ferna: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Carlo: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Carlo: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Carlo: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Carlo, to Phendo and Moon: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Phendo: YAAAAAAAAY!
Moon: THE PRESTIGE!

Squeeck: You kidnapped Ferna? That's illegal!
Carlo: But Squeeck, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Ferna, or destroying our dreams?
Squeeck: Kidnapping Ferna, Carlo!!!
Phendo: Squeeck, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Squeeck: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Phendo: To work together!
Squeeck: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Moon: Squeeck, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

Squeeck: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ferna: ... Your what?
Squeeck: My friends.
Carlo: Are they saying "friends"?
Phendo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Moon: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Squeeck! All of your friends are in this room.
Squeeck: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Squeeck: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ferna: Rude.
Carlo: That's fair.
Phendo: Not again.
Moon: Are you going to want this back?

Squeeck, trying to convince Moon to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ferna: And loud!
Carlo: And grumpy!
Phendo: And oblivious to reality!
Moon:

Moon: Yo is Phendo sleeping or dead?
Ferna: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Phendo: Yeah, so did I.
Phendo: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Moon: *Gently taps table*
Ferna: *Taps back*
Phendo: What are they doing?
Phendo: Morse code.
Moon: *Aggressively taps table*
Ferna: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Ferna: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Moon: Not if they consent to it.
Phendo: Depends who you're stabbing.
Carlo: YES?!?

Moon: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Ferna: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Moon: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING PHENDO WITH ME
Carlo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Phendo: Why are Moon and Ferna sitting with their backs to each other?
Carlo: They had a fight.
Phendo: Then why are they holding hands?
Carlo: They get sad when they fight.

Moon: Ferna, I'm sad.
Ferna: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Phendo: Carlo, I'm sad.
Carlo, nodding: mood.

Moon: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Ferna: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Phendo: I personally was created in a lab.
Carlo: I just straight up spawned lol.

*Moon is cooking*
Ferna: Any chance that's for me?
Moon: It's for Carlo. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Phendo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Ferna: Have you seen a person named 'Moon' around here?
Phendo: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Carlo: It looks fine to me?
Phendo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

now self made: 

Moon: when are we going? 

Phendo: in 2 seconds calm down

Moon: 2...1...

Phendo: ...

Carlo: how do you take someone's life when theyre is immortal?

Moon: well- you can't-

Phendo: hol' up- but you don't have a life-

Moon: what do you mean 'he's dead'

Carlo:  YOU STABBED HIM-

Moon: yea? they can just stand up yk?

Carlo: THEYRE NOT IMMORTAL LIKE YOU-

Moon: owh-

that's it for now!! cya!!  

~MoonyStarz