So I went roller skating and there was a group of 4-8 year olds keep in mind I CANT SKATE

Girl 1 (looks like she's 4): do you want me to teach you how to skate?
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Girl 2 probably 4-5 y/o: do you want my skate crutch?
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*these four year olds are like race cars *
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This eight y/o boy: mom am not a pro but after today I will be!

Me: *clinging onto the wall crying for my mommy*

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Me: *finally let's go of the wall to skate on my own*

Four y/o: OML GUYSSSSS SHESS DOOIINNGG IIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT

Y'all these four year olds scare me. I wanna go home