Once, I wrote an excerpt to give an example of my writing skills, and Shizi-chan said that it escalated too fast.

Shizi-chan's fanfictions escalate a bit fast themselves...

We might as well have a Childish War.

Or not.

We once fought about best foods (between bacon and England's scones.... =_=), but the issue was dismissed quite quickly.

So....what?

I'm snatching your scones again, muthafrucka.