
God help us all...
My comments in bold.
Why Twilight is Better Than Harry Potter!!
1. Robert Pattinson, can you say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!
I'm scared. Why is important that he's hot? I mean, in LOTR Sam is not "hot" and he's extremely well loved. And the sparkles are stupid.
2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?
Not even a reason. Like, I have muscles(not huge ones). We all have muscles. My friends Madison has a six pack! Are you obsessing over her?
3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.
Liv Tyler? Cate Blanchett? Miranda Otto? Kiera Knightly? Natalie Portman? Yes. All the way. Kristen Stewart. Nope, Nada, NO.
4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
Volturi=Insane Freaks in Cloaks.
5. Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in love or something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!! but yea. (:
Romance is not everything. Bella and Edward are creepy things. And Renesmee. Everything is not perfect, BELLA TRIED TO KILL HERSELF!!!!!! People die in freaky ways all the time in real life. All the time. Harry and Hermione do. Not. Love. Each other in that way!
6. Because it's one of the greatest love stories ever!! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way more romance and more hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!! Need I say more!
What is it with Twilight and hot people?! Jeez!
7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot or relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to date things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.
Twilight is about vampires and werewolves. Neither of those are realistic. 'Nough said.
8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay more AMAZINNNG. therees no love in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?
Is anyone noticing a pattern with the hot thing? And love is in Harry Potter. I can't even write twenty books about the love in HP- I'd need more! Edward is a freak who is NOT amazing and stop drawing out the letters!
9. Each book in the twilight series has a different story line. It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes. The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire. Then after that it is the story with Renesmee. In Harry Potter it takes 7 or 8 books to get to the point. Killing the one who must not be named. it drags on and on and becomes boring.
In Twilight, the four books become so boring. In Harry Potter, JK never ever kept to one thing for to long, to not bore us. However, she always wrapped up all the little details.
10. Twilight has a more reasonable plot than HarryPotter. Look at Harry and you'll see he's more angsty than Bella. And all the Harry Potter books are like Harry being "My life sucks" and then Voldemort shows up and he's like "I'm going to kill you" and Harry's all like "No way" and then Harry wins in the end. It's way obvious, especially when the author already tells you how many books there's going to be. I mean, why can't we live in total suspense on what's going to happen next? Twilight gives that suspense that something amazing is going to happen that Harry Potter never gave us. Plus, Harry Potter is a wizard and wizards are demonic creatures. Who would want to root for a demon as the good guys? In twilight, everyone's a vampire, and vampires aren't Satan's spawn.
Harry is not more angsty than Bella! Wizards aren't Satan's Spawn! Vampires have no souls. THEY ARE SATAN'S SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. In harry potter all they do is fly around on brooms and kill people with magic sticks (wands) I mean, really?
Yeah. They also grow up, form bonds of love and friendship, feel grief, love, and pain, get broken hearts, sacrifice things, etc.
12. Edward wasn't a dork. Yeah, sometimes, dorks are cute. However, Harry was a bit too dorky and I can't see why girls even liked him.
Edward was not a dork, but an abusive, sparkling fairy.
13. Harry Potter is for virgin nerds. Twilight is for cool and mature people.
I will smack you.
14. Hermione is a week character. Unline Bella, who struggles every day. Hermione has no problems, the only things she has are self-created. She follows Harry into his troubles. Big whoop. Even if she is teased about being a mud blood or whatever its called, she has a choice. She could quit Hogwarts or something. Bella has no choice, she is in love.
I'm in love with my family, it doesn't mean I don't have a choice in my life.
15. Twilight was a best selling novel, and has a bigger fan base than Harry Potter.
I'm getting my wand...
16. Stephenie Meyer writes that the only thing that can kill a vampire is another vampire or a werewolf. Since Edward is a vampire created by Meyer, we can use her written characteristics and apply them to Harry Potter. Since Harry Potter is neither vampire nor wolf, this means that Harry Potter could not kill Edward and Edward would win.
Harry was able to defeat Voldemort. He can beat Edward with his eyes closed.
17. Twilight led to many other supernatural romances in books and tv shows.
Because they though they could make it more interesting than the Twilight movies.
18. Unlike Harry, nobody's thoughts are actually that deep or intellectual. I bet if any of us published our thoughts into a book, none would be great English lit; Bella's thoughts are more realistic.
Bella says words that even my mum doesn't understand. Harry actually thinks like a 17 year old. Take it from my BFF's cousin.
19. at least all of them doesn't a scar of a lightning bolt.
Not even a reason.
20. no witchcraft (practicing witchcraft is bad).
Again, not a reason!
21. At least they talk about reliegon even 4 a short while.
I'm not Christian, and so are billions of people around the planet. Heck, the base of my church is the acceptance of others! This shows that Meyer is being religionist, or at least insensitive.
22. Twilight goes more in depth with the emotions. You can feel Bella's pain when Edward leaves her. You can feel her confusion between Edward and Jacob. You can feel her love for Renesmee.
I'm starting a spell...
23. Twilight is a modern-day Romeo and Juliet in its themes of everlasting but forbidden love; to be compared to such a classic is an honor.
Romeo and Juliet is nothing like Twilight. R and J is about lust and tragedy. Twilight lacks the grimness and danger to be even slightly like William Shakespeare's work of art.
24. We like the time setting of Twilight. It is modern day.
Harry Potter is modern.
25. Vampires stay with their partners will death. If you mess with their partners, you'll get what's coming. Even after their partner is dead, they will remain loyal to them, till their time comes.
This is a reason because...
26. We like and appreciate the fact that the vampires and werewolves in Twilight aren't anything like the one's from us before. To us, it's nice to take on the vampire and werewolf concept.
Only reason.
27. You can read Twilight over and over again.
You can read HP over and over again.
28. It is the rare vampire novel that isn't about sex on some level, and the Twilight books are no exception. What makes Meyer's books so distinctive is that they're about the erotics of abstinence. Their tension comes from prolonged, superhuman acts of self-restraint. There's a scene midway through Twilight, in which, for the first time, Edward leans in close and sniffs the aroma of Bella's exposed neck. "Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet," he says. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender....or freesia." He barely touches her, but there's more sex in that one paragraph than in all the snogging in Harry Potter.
Bella is 18 when she gets pregnant. How is that abstinence?
29. The characters change throughout the Twilight series as well. they may not be growing up like the Harry Potter Characters did, but they did change. The characters become more brave, stronger, loving, forgiving, etc. Each character changed in the Twilight books. Harry Potter characters changed as well, but they kept some of their bad traits with them.
All people keep bad traits as they grow. Its part of getting older. If the characters in Twilight lost their bad qualities they aren't growing up. They are getting Mary Sue/Gary Stu disease.
30. IT has a graphic novel.
Harry Potter has a spoof graphic novel, a theme park, many spoofs on Youtube, and is a worldwide phenomenon.
31. has more female fans.
Harry Potter has more fans period.
32. Harry Potter was mainly focused on children. We are into the more mature books. That have mature elements in them.
Harry Potter has people "dying in freaky ways" as you said earlier. How is that for children? The forth, seventh, and eighth movie are PG-13!
33. Who wouldn't want two guys fighting over you? :D That just makes a good story. Am I right?
No it doesn't.
34. Bella Swan is a strong character. SHe is brave, caring, forgiving, accepting, and just plain awesome :) She has risked her life many times to save someone she loves, such as Charlie, Renee, Edward, Jacob, The Cullens, Nessie, etc. She went through weeks of pain to save her daughter. SHe was willing to die so her baby could live. She has also formed a huge army and was prepared to fight till the death to protect her child and family. So yes, Bella is a role model. And No, she is not dependent on Edward.
Bella is whiny, annoying, and she does depend on Edward.
Here:
Annabeth Chase: Boyfriend goes missing, looks for him endlessly.
Hermione Granger: Guy she loves leaves, helps to defeat ultimate evil.
Ginny Weasley: Same as Hermione.
35. Twilight totally had a better, richer, more complex plot line than Harry Potter.
My Gods, that spell is almost over...
36. Alice Cullen. She is just awesome! She would probably be considered as the "Luna" in Twilight. Am I right? Alice would be the perfect sister. She would make anyone smile if they had a bad day.
YOU MUST DIE!!!!!HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ALICE CULLEN, TO LUNA FREAKING LOVEGOOD!!!!
37. All four Twilight books made us teary eyed. As for Harry Potter, some parts made us sad and a little teary, but Twilight was the one that really made us teary.
I cried during all the HP books. Just because you have no soul, doesn't mean all the other Twilight fans do. You say us like you all cried. No, you all didn't.
38. The Twilight books were so amazing!! We just could not put them down at all! For Harry Potter, some of the books we could not put down, but others made us a bit sleepy.
Then go to bed.
39. Daniel Radcliffe is doing pornografic musicals on Broadway and Robert Pattinson is singing and acting in other movies...who exactly got the better end of the deal?
Dan did that show to prove he wasn't a kid. I've been in plays and such. Does that make me a child?(Don't answer that.)
40. Sirius Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin a werewolf Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat. How scary is that?? Not at all. A Twilight shapeshifter would OWN them all :)
You try to face them. And me, in my owl animagus.
41. The HP books are all depressing. Lots of good characters die, which isn't cool. And they're just full of violance, and ridiculous plans.
Ridicules Plans. Let me reread that because I'm sure even the stupidest person couldn't have written that.
42. Stephenie Meyer did her resarch and found a place like Forks so the vampires could be outside. JK just made one up.
Imagination is great.
43. The sparkles are so unique and creative. They're not stupid.
Yes they are stupid, though Meyer was creative enough to make those up.
44. harry potter is too hard for a young child to read.
Earlier you said it was only for children. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
45. Twilight is better because the books are written better and the characters bring more to the table for the readers.
AVADA KADAVERA!!!!
46. It's set in America.
Not a drop of my ancestors are from America. That means I am demon's spawn. *sarcasm*
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