My cousin had a fake, plastic pistol and he shoved it in his pants and this was the entire thing ok? His name is Vincent and I'll say my name is Amanda

Vincent: ok, pretend you're a kid bullying me

Amanda: ok. *shoves him* HAHA! Loser!

Vincent: H-hey man, s-s-stop it

Vincent: ok now pretend you're a teacher telling me I got a zero on my assignment

Amanda: Sir, you got a 0 on your assignment. I'm very dissapointe-

Vincent: *pulls out gun* you better change that shit to 100, bitch

Amanda:oh my fucking god, ok ok!!

Vincent: pew, pew!! *shoots at me*

Amanda: *dies dramatically and laughs*

Vincent: *goes into closet and pretends to shoot up a school* pew pew! Ahh! Noo, make it stopp!! Pleaase!!! Pew pew!!

Amanda: the fuck, man

He's 2 years older than me wtf