Left Brain, Right Brain by Bo Burnham

*I'm about to make Ramen*

Me: *puts 2 cups of water into pan*

Right: That...doesn't look like enough..

Me: ok, I'll add a 1/2 cup

Me:*fills it up and realizes it's nothing*

Right: BITCH THE FUCK THAT'S NOTHING ADD 5 MOAR CUPS SPONGEBOB

Left: Add 1 more cup. I mean, you do need to lose weight.

Me: fuck, ur right

Right: NAW NAW YOU'RE A THICC BITCH LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAE

Me:*adds 1 more cup and waits for it to boil*

Left: ....So about your homework-

Right: It's spring break! Homework is the least of our worries!

Me:*gets on Wattpad for a few mins*

Left: you hear that?

Right: *heere

Me:*sees the stove and realizes it's already boiling* cool

Me:*walks over, opens the packet and throws it away*

Left: that had the instructions

Right:.....shiiiiiii-

Me:*rushes to the trashcan and grabs it* thanks

*the ramen is done cooking*

Ok ok ok, this was a shitpost yes, but I loved it so yeah