I was watchin this show and Bernie won a video game or smth and some dude goes "congrats! You've won the hand of any maiden in here!" and he looks around and THERE'S NO GIRLS and he just says "....it's just dudes"

Also the grandma walked in the room with Dirk and Bernie and she said " Hey Frick n' Frack," AND I'M LIKE KICC HER OFF THE SERVER