Convo 1:

Friend: So in class Mr.Cantu was getting mad at Christian because he was daydreaming and Mr. Cantu shouted, " STOP GOING OFF TO CHRISTIAN LAND!!" and I thought 'Christian Land' was a Christian server.

Me:.......yo

Convo 2:

Friend: *points at my boots* yo those boots are cool. Like, they're actually hot.

Me: no homo

Friend: CeLeSt WhY?!

Convo 3:

Friend: you better fuckin' come to my burr-thday party or.........I'm not going to your fuckin' baby shower.

Me: oh shit

Convo 4:

Friend: *walks up to me* what am I now?

Me: uh, gay?

Friend: no, I'm EJ

Both of us: WhAt'S tHe DiFfErEnCe?!

Convo 5:

Friend: somebody toucha my fagget.

Me: it's spagget-

Friend: did I fucking stutter?

Convo 6:

Friend: me and my brother were reenacting vines and we started fighting about who should do "don't fuck with me. I have the power of god and anime on my side. Ahhhh!"

Me: fuckin' weeaboos takin' over