(This play is a reenactment of a real event)
Cole: fuckboy
TYLER: other fuckboy
NATHANEL: Ok person... I think
Goldenlife12: wierdo who is on the internet too much.

(Every one is in a class room TYLER and NATHANEL are at a table while COLE is at his desk. GOLDENLIFE12 is sitting at the other end of the table, eavesdropping on the boys as she waits for her turn to ask the teacher if she can go to the library.)

COLE: I have a safety hazard down here (points where the sun doesn't shine)
GOLDENLIFE12: (remembers burn she saw on the internet) Small objects are choking hazards. (Realizes she can take her turn and walks off.)