Klonoa: who else is on the list?
Kora (a character my cousin made): *looks at paper* Mickey Mouse? Who is that??
Klonoa: ....one of the most famous characters of all time?? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK KORA?!-

[Sometime later]

Kora: anyways, the other person is-
DigDug's ex- I mean Masuyo-: *just spawns behind Klonoa*
Klonoa: aAAA-

Prince: *falls over a g a i n* ow-
The Humanoid: how many times have you fallen over?
Prince: I don't know-
The Humanoid: *sigh* get up-
Prince: wHAT'S THE POINT IF I FALL OVER AGAIN?!

Knuckles: I can't be hot, I'm on a diet!
Prince: being hot ruins your diet?
Knuckles: that's what my doctor says so yeah-

The Humanoid: and we're here! *casually yeets a random action figure across the room*
Prince and Samus: *wheeze*

DigDug: *holding a camera* hey this is DigDug at *insert location*, i'm about to witness the Jack in The Box mascot rap battle Hatsune Miku-
The Jack in The Box Mascot/Jack: Hello, I'm Jack! *waving his hand in front of the camera*
DigDug: please stop

Kora: *using a hello kitty puppet* do you want me to slap you?? *makes the puppet nod*
Klonoa: ...is hello kitty a masochist?—

Monokuma: *holding a knife* hello!
Kagamine Rin: *listening to rock* ...hi-
Monokuma: I'm in a bad mood today!
Rin: why?
Monokuma: BECAUSE SOMEBODY BROKE UP WITH ME!-
Rin: ....yOU HAVE A LOVER?!
Monokuma: NOT ANYMORE!!-
(my cousin doesn't really know monokuma's personality I'm sorry if it's inaccurate-)

Meta Knight: go ahead and shoot us.
Rin: SHOOT ME WITH YOUR GUN, BI-

Kora: sorry, I only speak American-
Klonoa: *bursts into laughter*