[❄︎❄︎] "HEY POPO-"
[❄︎] "huh-" "waitwHATAAAAA-"
Popo gets stuffed into a shopping cart.
[❄︎❄︎] "WE'RE RACING AROUND THE STORE!!"
[❄︎] "AAAAAAAA-"

➤{[Current Contestants]
[Cart 1]
Driver: Nana
Passenger: Popo
[Cart 2]
Driver: Dedede
Passenger: Bandana
[Cart 3]
Driver: Majin
Passeneger: Olimar
[Cart 4]
Driver: Pac-Man
Passenger: Bomberman
[Current Audience + Annoucer]
Audience: the entire store (including other people's anons ig)
Annoucer: Mr. G&W}➤

[3, 2, 1, GO!]
All the contestants started zooming around.
[⏼ (MR G&W)] "Beep bap bop....beep-" {And they're off...I guess-}
[❄︎] "AAAAAAAAA-"
[⚠︎︎] "WOOHOOOOO-"
[❀] "WHY DID I DO THIS-"
[◎] *just dizzy*
[⏼] "Beep bap bop...boop beep bop bap be!" {Let's see here...cart 1 is in the lead so far!}
[⍟] "ok, so we got that, and that, and...yep aisle clear!"
[❄︎❄︎] "HAH I CLEARED IT BEFORE YA-"
[⍟] "BE QUIET YOU'RE RUINING MY SELF-ESTEEM-"

(to be continued in the comments)